The celebrity-match meme...

[telophase]

...why am I not especially flattered?






Well, ok, Cab Calloway is all kinds of cool, but Matt Damon???

Comments

[jspurlin.livejournal.com]

Aristide? *hides from holyshit-dictator-telophase*

[telophase.livejournal.com]

But ... but ... but ... Matt Damon???

[jspurlin.livejournal.com]

Do you believe in voodoo?

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

If you look as much like Matt Damon as you do like Jean-Bertrand Aristide (!?!), then does that mean that Matt Damon looks like Aristide?

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Does it involve sticking pins into Matt Damon?

[telophase.livejournal.com]

They're dead ringers for each other, of course. They're always getting mistaken for each other at Hollywood parties.

PS

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

The only one where I see a resemblance is Tracey Ullman. I think it's the jawline.

[jspurlin.livejournal.com]

suuure. If that will help, you knock yourself out.

*poink* (I'll even get you started. that was one to the forehead)

Re: PS

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I think the may be getting Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo from the square jaw also - in other pictures of her, her jaw is more obvisoualy square - and the mouth-chin distance.

I have no idea where they got Aristede from, other than the glasses. There was a third African-American male celebrity whose name I didn't recognize, too. I'm wondering if it's my bulbous nose. :)

[lfe-kickingbird.livejournal.com]

Tracey Ullman is a good pick. :)

Re: PS

[tprjones.livejournal.com]

Chicks with square jaws are hawtsome. Just FYI.

[estara.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I personally wouldn't mind looking a lot like Tracy Ullman, especially if I get to sing Breakaway and a past of having been in Three of a Kind with Lenny Henry. Wohoo.

Re: PS

[telophase.livejournal.com]

But what if they're also Haitian dictators?