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The hat issue has now been settled, not by finding it, for it is obstinately still missing,* but by washing my hair, since the original point of wearing a hat to the grocery store was to disguise the icky mass of hair on my head so I wouldn't have to wash it.** The best-laid plans of mice and men, hm?
* The cat said she didn't take it, then sank a claw into my foot to emphasize the point and because it's so funny when I scream. It is also not on the ceiling or my head, or on my bed or under it (for there is no 'under' to my bed). I'm not entirely sure I believe the cat, but if she took it, it won't turn up until July.
** It's raining, so that my hair is going to get flat and icky again, so washing it is sort of futile, but it was really icky beforehand.
* The cat said she didn't take it, then sank a claw into my foot to emphasize the point and because it's so funny when I scream. It is also not on the ceiling or my head, or on my bed or under it (for there is no 'under' to my bed). I'm not entirely sure I believe the cat, but if she took it, it won't turn up until July.
** It's raining, so that my hair is going to get flat and icky again, so washing it is sort of futile, but it was really icky beforehand.