Really? Wow. Well, if TEH SKERIT PROJEKT sells and you want to come to A-Kon in Dallas, I can probably get you invited as a guest, with admission free and possibly hotel room (or at least crash space), and you can see all the cardinals you want, most likely. :) And oak trees! ;)

My boss posted this to the staff intranet page under 'Announcements':

Angry red cardinal
Attacks my basement window...
Defending his shrub.

And shortly before noon I posted:

angry cardinal gone
his rival in the window
besting him at last

He's (my boss) gone to a meeting so he hasn't seen my poetic contribution yet. :)