telophase: (FMA - Hawkeye aiming)
telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2006-01-19 04:55 pm

Attention, Internet!


Google is your friend.

Learn to use Google.

[identity profile] matildarose.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
how do i find the intarnet

reply quik plz

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
o plz. its in ur aol. duh.

[identity profile] koneko-desu.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, the Bush administration seems determined to get the public around the world on their asses aren't they? I mean seriously, did they think that even if Google agreed, us users would just hand over our private activities on the net to them on a silver plate like that?

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2006-01-20 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
It's for the CHIIIIIILLLDRUN.

Instead of, y'know, requiring parents to actually parent.

[identity profile] jspurlin.livejournal.com 2006-01-20 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
i like http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2006-01-20 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
That's a good one. :) The problem that kicked this off, however, was a kid who said that he *had* used Google and couldn't find any tutorials on coloring pictures in Photoshop. Which set off my "What the hell search terms did you use?" alarm, because there's about a million and one tuts on that.

Turns out he used "digitally coloring scanned images" instead of anything resembling "photoshop tutorial coloring," so I gave him a mini-lecture on how to find good search terms. :)

[identity profile] tgreywords.livejournal.com 2006-01-20 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Google good. Find porn fast.

[identity profile] badnoodles.livejournal.com 2006-01-20 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
and/or Wikipedia!

(just *check* your wiki data if it's critical...)
solarbird: (molly-spacerabbit)

[personal profile] solarbird 2006-01-20 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
でもあめりかじんのばかだ! It's not like Americans are going to notice:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10928755/

(PS: don't yell at me for America-bashing, I'm from Massachusetts. We started this whole mess! It's our fault. GO AHEAD, WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOOT ME?! IT'S [livejournal.com profile] solarbird SEASON!)

[identity profile] chaoticvein.livejournal.com 2006-01-20 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, I would only yell at you for not using カタカナ. xD