Very stupid but somehow amusing

[telophase]

Your superhero name is the color of your top and the first object to your right.

I am... The Black Kindle!!!


(or The Black Sora, but...)

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[movingfinger]

"Orange Martini Glass" is as good as most of the dumbass superhero names I've seen lately.

[telophase]

I have moved into another room and have been reborn as the Black Catalog!

[kore]

That is HILARIOUS. I am also the black (T-shirt) Kindle (to my immediate right on desk). Together, we fight crime!

[yhlee]

Gray Catalogue.

Catalogue for the Teaching Company, specifically.

I'm going to go hide now...

[ashenmote]

The Washed Out Grey Penguin Cup is not afraid of the Black Kindle!

[lnhammer]

The Brown Hatrack looks down at all of you. While wearing many hats, of course.

---L.

[dancesontrains]

I am The Blue Tarot!

Hopefully no relation to Jim Balent's Tarot, which has the immortal line 'Stephanie Brown, get out of here! Your vagina is haunted!'

[qem_chibati]

I am the red-white box that flaps in the night.

[celticdragonfly.livejournal.com]

"first object to your right" is a tricky thing.

I suppose I'm the Purple Mouse!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I have moved to another room and now I am the Black Catalog!

[chomiji]

How am I supposed to strike Fear in the Hearts of Evildoers with a name like Teal Desktop Fan?

[awamiba.livejournal.com]

I am the Red Sticker! Of Death! Or Something! (I should go to bed, I think. Then I'd be the Red Bedside Lamp!)

[movingfinger.livejournal.com]

How about "Teal Blades of Winnowing Death" instead.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

When I go to bed I shall become the Black and Pink Polka-Dotted Pillow of DOOOOMM!

[chomiji]

At first I was going to call the color "turquoise," but that's even worse!

In the rather similar zombie apocalypse meme, I had to fight off the zombies with this same little fan ... .

[chomiji]

Hmmm ... shortly I will become Teal Kitchen Sink.

[chibi-nasu.livejournal.com]

Fear not, for the Blue Tote Bag is here!!

which I think could be my favorite gourmand scent, though I really hoped for more, you know, chypre

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

Lucky me! I'm the White Serge Lutens Chypre Rouge.

[bettinamarie.livejournal.com]

can't strike much fear into the hearts of evil doers with a name like PURPLE CUP! XD;;;;

[marith.livejournal.com]

I dunno, wouldn't we all be "The < color> Mouse"? :)

[mvmarcz.livejournal.com]

Yellow cup :C most unfortunate

[chomiji]

Well, unless we were lefties.

XD

Or maybe <color> mousepad/mousemat, or in my case, <color> paperback book, because I have two of them raising my keyboard to a better height.

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

I'm the Pink Pillow!

[tyriadarklighte.livejournal.com]

The Blue Zapper! (It's a tv remote, but my family always called it a zapper... besides, "The Blue Remote" sounds stupid...) Though, now I sounds like I should be dealing death to small bugs everwhere!

[chisotahn]

The Purple... Persona 4 Strategy Guide? um.

[helen-keeble.livejournal.com]

The White Kindle! I AM YOUR NEMESIS!

[woodburner.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, I'm also The Black Kindle! ...THERE ISN'T ROOM FOR TWO BLACK KINDLES IN THIS TOWN. PISTOLS AT DAWN! ...or whatever it is that superheroes do.

[jinian.livejournal.com]

The Ecru Cup will kick your ass with the sheer force of her ennui.

[awamiba.livejournal.com]

Ah, but I'm holding the mouse, so I'm not counting it as an object beside me, I'm counting it as an object I'm holding. And then the sticker is between me and the mousepad (I have kids. Stickers are EVERYWHERE.)

[coraa.livejournal.com]

This makes me The Grey Girl Scout Cookie Box.

I will defeat evildoers with DELICIOUSNESS! And saturated fat.

[madame-manga.livejournal.com]

Aqua Headphones. ^_^

I think I must be the hip, iPod-wearing young cousin of Aquaman...

[madame-manga.livejournal.com]

Though if it were the first object to my LEFT, I would be Aqua Mask instead! (It's a Mexican lucha libre wrestling mask in bright red metallic fabric, point of fact.)

[wolflantern.livejournal.com]

The Gray Wall isn't such a bad name.

[nekonexus.livejournal.com]

Or we use trackballs/trackpads/touch screens. :P

[nekonexus.livejournal.com]

Huh, there's a lot of purple in the comments. XD

I am the Blue Discarded Scrap of Knitting!

[chomiji]

Well, there is that! I can't use any of those devices - I have a standard-sized mouse for my work laptop and a mini-mouse for my netbook - so I don't tend to think about them!

[nekonexus.livejournal.com]

*nod* :) I'm an oddball, I admit. I use a trackball on my left, even though I'm right-handed.

[cicer.livejournal.com]

Quail in fear, evildoers, for I am The Maroon Mug! Fighting caffeine deprivation, one cup at a time!

[fileg.livejournal.com]

But - that would make me the grey mouse, and Fritz Lieber pretty much used that up!

[viridian5.livejournal.com]

The Charcoal Gray Hair Tie. Sad.