Thank you. I was at the local drugstore buying heaps of heavily-discounted candies, and the cashier asked me how I was doing today. I replied, "GREAT! It's my favorite day of the year, ha ha!" and pointed to the nearby 75%-off candy display.
...She looked at me like I was bonkers, and so did the rest of the customers in line.
HEATHENS! How dare they not recognize the Holy Day of Cheap Candy?!
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...She looked at me like I was bonkers, and so did the rest of the customers in line.
HEATHENS! How dare they not recognize the Holy Day of Cheap Candy?!