When I was going into the post office to buy stamps for my wedding invitations (which I even mentioned to the guy, because it looked at me strange when I said I needed 75 60cent stamps) I was also mailing a package, but realized I didn't have anything to pad the box with. So I said I would just have to come back to do the package later (since I really wasn't in the mood to pay 5 bucks for a thing of bubble wrap), he gave me a role of Priority Mail tape, and tells me to keep it....they've got tons.... Maybe it's just me, but hitting on a girl that's getting stamps for WEDDING invitations and giving the gift of Priority Mailing tape just ain't my idea of romantic...

Then the was the guy when I dialed a wrong number....wow. At least I couldn't see him pulling his pants out of his ass.........