Dude, in about a month I'm gonna be stuck in a hospital with no internet access and unable to walk. I am going to be bored silly and ready to kill things after a day. Send me crap to translate before I get incarcerated, and I'll be frothing at the mouth to do it, because the other choice is, well....staring at the senile old lady who will inevitably be in the bed across from me. XD