I MAY NOT HAVE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH...

[telophase]

I spent my last remaining $3.04 of Amazon gift certificate on the hero-is-a-unicorn romance book for rachelmanija to read so I didn't have to.

She is now emailing me choice excerpts. Excerpt such as...

As he withdrew his hand, she saw something that made the squirming minnows in her middle seem like ravenous sharks.



She counted to herself, waiting for him to gather up the garment, put it on, fasten the buttons over his... burgeoning masculinity. If the buttons would close at all.



She noticed that his - she swallowed - his "member" was very much in evidence beneath his loincloth.




In all his years as a unicorn, he had never experienced such emotions before.

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Re: I MAY NOT HAVE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH...

[piranha]

As he withdrew his hand, she saw something that made the squirming minnows in her middle seem like ravenous sharks.

i'm guessing we can't hope for those li'l sharks to eat her from the inside out. :)

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

I think the first is the best. Squirming minnows, ew!

[shewhohashope.livejournal.com]

In all his years as a unicorn, he had never experienced such emotions before.

I choked.

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

AHAHHAHHAHAH!
XD

[croaky.livejournal.com]

>In all his years as a unicorn, he had never experienced such emotions before.

As bad as the others are this one is just so... seemingly plain yet wonderfully fucked up. Talk about amazing QUOTE OUT OF CONTEXT.

[chisotahn]

So I got to the last one and then my brain started combining it with that one thing from Fandom Wank - the Twilight fic with the "unicorn as metaphor for orgasm" thing - and... I CAN'T UNSEE IT.

[tool-of-satan.livejournal.com]

I diagnose a stomach virus, or possibly salmonella.

[tool-of-satan.livejournal.com]

She noticed that his - she swallowed - his "member" was very much in evidence beneath his loincloth.

If you accidentally read this without the second dash, it gets much more... interesting, although the comprehensibility suffers.

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

I dunno, the last one's pretty win too.

[lady-noremon.livejournal.com]

" If the buttons would close at all."

XD

Yep, all of these are fantastic, I'm kinda tempted to find a copy of this book for the crack.

[onthehill]

I believe I NEED the last one as an icon... *ponders*

[matildarose.livejournal.com]

I just imagine him, standing arms akimbo, going, "Damn it, my unicorn pants shrunk in the wash. >:("

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

She caught his arm and immediately let go, as if he had become a creature of fire and steel.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

You mean like this?

(http://pics.livejournal.com/meganbmoore/pic/002rw4hk/)

[onthehill]

*GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* Yes! like that! *nabs it*

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!