SOMEONE has a test today!

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Or perhaps a paper due: I just went up to the ref desk and there's a kid at a table nearby with a laptop open, a calculator being wielded, a sheaf of papers in front of him, a textbook open to the side, another textbook next to him, a bottle of water, two cans of Red Bull, and three packs of cigarettes on the table in front of him.