Just narrowing down the prompt selection is going to kill me, let alone reading the thing. Right this second I'm torn between "Drosselmeyer's sekrit past," "twelve dancing princesses mass-murder-style," and "DEEPLY FLUFFY FAKIRU HAPPYEVERAFTER FULLSTOP." Oh, oh! or "Aotor discovers his true bitchy lit critic calling!"

I love you, crazy Ptutu. Remind me to take pictures of my prettyshinygeeky action figures!

Off-topic, I wonder if it would work as an experiment to breed Sweet Charity selectivity with Yuletide obscurity in hopes of producing the ultimate highly focused geekgasm.