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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2014-01-21 09:39 am

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Dear woman in the Suburban next to me on the drive in who was putting on her makeup on the drive in this morning:

You should remember to spread your foundation a little way down your neck to ensure the color blends seamlessly from your face down to your chest, instead of leaving a harsh line at the jaw.

This helpful tip has been brought to you by the driver in the car next to you.

okay, when I saw her, we were stopped at a traffic light.
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[personal profile] movingfinger 2014-01-21 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you have a ukulele to practice at those pesky red lights?