Whump leads to Earthquakes

[telophase]

It's another random generator! This one was requested by rachelmanija, based on this post by sholio. The short version: the ginormous list of freeform tags in the 2019 Hurt Comfort fanworks exchange leads to some pretty amusing combination, as well as some pretty inspiring combinations.

Note that it's occasionally NC-17 and that the "hurt" parts may not be your thing. Use at your own risk.

https://www.magatsu.net/generators/hurt-comfort-plot/

Orphans
...leads to...
Sneezing
...and then...
Alien Weapons


Electrocution
...leads to...
Accidental Electrocution



You start with...
Robot Unsure How to Comfort Human
...and wind up with...
Healing Sex


Aftercare
...leads to...
Altitude Sickness


Asthma
...leads to...
Time Loop of Trauma


Anaphylaxis
...leads to...
Mistaken for Being in a Relationship While Pining

Comments

[greywash]

this is delightful ♥

[telophase]

Thank you! :)

[selenite0]

I'm amused by this one.

Meanwhile, I'm flogging the Space Opera Title Generator with intent, because I'm outlining "Untitled Space Opera 2" while the alpha reader is going through the draft of USO1.

[selenite0]

"Into the Void"

Sounds good. Check Amazon. Loads of books with that title, including a Star Wars *and* a Star Trek tie in.

Press button again.

[telophase]

Hahaha! That's the problem with the generator--some of the best ones it comes up with have already been used!

[chomiji]

Road Rash
leads to
Spoon-Feeding
and then to
Choking

All too likely!

[telophase]

Some of them are amazingly plausible!

You start with...
Hurt/Sick Character Isn't Quite Lucid
...and wind up with...
Experiencing Another's Pain Through Psychic Bond

[staranise]

Oh my god, thank you SO MUCH. This is amazing and one of my Discord servers is on fire over it, in the very best way.

[telophase]

Thank you! :D

[pebblerocker]

This is fantastic fun, and often very plausible, though not always in a way that makes total sense at first glance. Hangovers... leads to... bodyswap?!

[telophase]

Hahaha! XD Yeah, when "Whump leads to Earthquakes" came up I found myself wondering *how*...

[silveredeye]

This is great. :D

[telophase]

Glad you like it! :D