More spam!

Mar. 10th, 2011 11:21 am
telophase: (Koumyou - hee)
Naturally, I see a lot of spam comments on L@L. Today's winner:
I daydream A A HEAP!
And I stand in want to daydream less. Because every time I daydream about something it ends up totally the inconsistent of how I wanted it to end.
When I daydream nearby something I take home all fervent around what yet it is that I'm daydreaming close to and then in genuineness I arrange downhearted after!

I think the little sadface emoticon makes it.
telophase: (Default)
I offer no commentary, merely leave this here for your enlightenment:
I’m a 19 year old student wealthy to Uconn (as a commuter). I obtain a share time pursuit and make about 400 every two weeks. I give birth to been there for 7 months now and I am in anxious for sine qua non of a car. (my responsibility, my council, my educate are on touching 25 min away from each other either progress) I want to get a heap allow but from no established credit. I do entertain 1000 dollars to catapult down though. Any suggestions or recommendations would be greatly appreciated. Give you.
telophase: (Bleach - dork squad)
It's a bit obvious that you're a spambot when your programming screws up and puts your algorithm into the Author field!

Author : The {sheer|utter|large} available {information|info|data|information and facts} online {makes|can make|tends to make|creates} {finding a|getting a|locating a|choosing a|selecting a} {good information|reliable information|straight answers} directory {reall
The utter available data online makes locating a straight answers directory really challenging .
telophase: (Faustus and Mephistopheles fireworks)
...that I just received notification from the lawyer Barr perkins George that the late fashion designer Alexander McQueen made me a beneficiary of his WILL and left the sum of Seven Million Great British Pounds (GBP £7,000.000.00)to me in his WILL.

The reason why, and I quote, is:
Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were recommended to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good and his friend was a gay as well due to the fact that McQueen was a gay and claimed he realised his sexual orientation when he was six. He told his family when he was 18.
The lawyer also helpfully included a link to McQueen's Wikipedia page, just in case I failed to remember meeting him.
telophase: (Bleach - dork squad)
The comment spammers almost got me!

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Mar. 9th, 2010 03:34 pm
telophase: (Koumyou - hee)
This Nigerian-scam email sounds like a manga in the making: Read more... )
telophase: (Yachiru - happy smiley)
Hey! Remember the post in which I used subject lines from spam e-mail as episode titles and the rest of you gladly helped me come up with episode descriptions? Well, as I've had a perfect storm of interesting spam subject lines lately (many truncated quotes, I believe), here's another round!

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May. 13th, 2009 09:56 am
telophase: (mugen - nosepicking)
I just got a spam mail aimed at vampires. At least I assume so from the title, as I am not about to open it:

Your woman will be shocked by your fang's astonishing progress.
telophase: (Koumyou - hee)
"Get a real mammoth in your pants."

Oh, honey, I do not think you want a real, live mammoth in your pants! Entertaining as it may be for the rest of us.
telophase: (Yachiru - happy smiley)
...people have been generating some awesome episode descriptions for an anime based on the titles of spam messages I found in my spam folder. If you haven't seen them since I posted them, go look!

If there's interest, I'll post another set of titles, too. Perhaps a shoujo series this time...?

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