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Welcome back to the Continuing Adventures of an Adventuring Idiot! Murderface is getting better as I gain more hand-eye coordination with the controller, even though the hardest part of any fight is still facing the correct direction.

Last time, Murderface waded through glacial meltwater to kill a giant bug and creepy blind elves. This time, he’s back to his favorite: draugr! Also, there’s a bunny.

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Last time, Murderface brought an axe to a wizard’s duel and was disdained by Valdimar. This time, he stumbles into yet another murder mystery.

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...here's a picture of Murderface I commissioned from drekkydrimm (DA | Tumblr)


Murderface by drekkydrimm on DeviantArt

This is totally the way he would like you remember him.
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Last time, Murderface killed an orc that was asking for it (literally), and sulkily completed a quest for an ungrateful priestess. This time: wizard duel!

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Last time, Murderface visited a library and checked a book out. Well in the “looking at it” sense, not in the “charging it out of the library in a legal manner” sense, because he actually swiped it. This time, I promised that he falls through a trap door!

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Last installment, Murderface was mostly dealing with vermin problems at home and losing yet another traveling companion. This time, he goes to the library!

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Toby and I went to Warcraft on Friday night, optimistically assuming that while it was probably going to be a terrible movie, the opening-night crowd might be a bit rowdier and thus make at least the experience of viewing it entertaining. Alas, our audience was sober and well-behaved and not a single person screamed “FOR THE HORRRRRRRDE!!” at any point. I was disappoint, because this meant we had only the movie to distract us. Maybe if we’d gone to the 10pm showing, after people had the opportunity to drink before and during it (this was at one of the dinner theatres).

So I asked Murderface what he thought about it.

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Last episode, Murderface had built his first house out in the country, installed Valdimar, his first housecarl, shoveled money into his pockets and told him to furnish the place, then took his second housecarl, Rayya, out adventuring. Let’s see what happens this time, shall we?

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Things I have said while playing Skyrim:

Watch this! Oh. That's not a necromancer. That's a rock.




Sent from my Apple ][e
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Last episode we had all sorts of excitement as our murder hobo non-hero got mixed up yet again with Daedric Princes. This episode: miscellaneous quests day!

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