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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2017-03-29 08:47 am

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so the patio furniture we ordered is theoretically on a FedEx truck to be delivered today...the FedEx website says we're getting a single package 12" x 12" x 9" that weighs 3 pounds.

Hmmm.
yhlee: M31 galaxy (M31)

[personal profile] yhlee 2017-03-29 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Antigravity patio furniture?

*ducks and runs*
alexseanchai: Purple lightning (Default)

[personal profile] alexseanchai 2017-03-29 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
...well, if it's assemble-it-yourself and no single piece has any dimension longer than a foot (or, just plausibly, 12 * sqr(2) in, with the other dimensions of that piece much smaller), that computes. But in absence of specific information about what you ordered, those are two kinda big if's. Not that I need the specific information, but.
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[personal profile] umadoshi 2017-03-29 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
SORCERY.