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Last time, Murderface brought an axe to a wizard’s duel and was disdained by Valdimar. This time, he stumbles into yet another murder mystery.

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...here's a picture of Murderface I commissioned from drekkydrimm (DA | Tumblr)


Murderface by drekkydrimm on DeviantArt

This is totally the way he would like you remember him.

Heh

Jun. 24th, 2016 07:28 pm
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This is why I don't post Things Toby Says While Playing Overwatch:

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After Geralt falls off a ladder: Ugh! Freakin lack of OSHA standards! It's like working for the Empire. I say the reason the Empire has no railings is that Sith Lords walk around with their sabers held out like this and cut off all the railings.

Ready to get it on! *attacks* Anyone else want a little?

There appear to be bad guys below. Hey! Awesome! You guys are the XP I've been waiting for! Or not.

On a tracking quest: Did I just make a big circle? This asshole told me to turn left. I think I made a big circle. Fucking maggot.


Sent from my Apple ][e
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If you like the fandom_stocking exchange, there's a similar one happening for the summer, [community profile] fandomgiftbox. Requests close on Friday!
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Last time, Murderface killed an orc that was asking for it (literally), and sulkily completed a quest for an ungrateful priestess. This time: wizard duel!

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Judgy blue jay is judging you.
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Toby spotted a woodpecker on our finch feeder this morning. The camera didn't catch it as the feeder is just a hair too far away, but I'm now wondering if the tree that half died in last year's drought (literally--the east half is bursting with leaves but the west half is leafless, with peeling bark) is now a woodpecker habitat. I will consider it a fair trade if so.
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Toby: Where am I?

Me: You're in the bad part of town.

Toby: I am the bad part of town.

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